Joachim Kennedy

How To Grocery Shop

Minor plagiarism warning: I’m about to describe how my mom buys groceries and pretend that I reasoned it out from first principles to make myself feel better about shopping inefficiently for a while.

I am horrible at grocery shopping. I know how to maneuver a cart and use self-checkout usually, but every week, without fail, I walk down to the expensive grocery store down the street, and buy as much as I can carry for the walk home. I would like to learn to cook different foods, but I always put off finding new recipes until I’m subsisting on plain rice, raw tortillas, and eggs. Then when I finally make it to the store, and load up on milk, bread, and fruit, I hardly have enough room to carry half the ingredients I wanted. Then the recipe doesn’t turn out well or I give up cooking it at all or some of the ingredients go bad before I can get others. And the cycle repeats.

Maybe everyone else has thought about this and I’m the only one who feels lost in a grocery store. It doesn’t seem like it should be possible to be bad at grocery shopping. On the surface, there’s not much skill or strategy required. Some people make a list, but that’s about the extent of outward planning I’ve seen.

This is my attempt to formalize a better shopping strategy for myself. It should go without saying that this is based on my own specific goals. If you prefer to order takeout every night or are content with the recipes you know, then this probably won’t apply to you. I’ve tried to enumerate all my goals below.

Goals

Types of Groceries

Not all groceries are created. Some are more perishable, more likely to be used in recipes, heavier, more common, or more expensive. Since it’s hard to imagine higher dimensional spaces, I’ll just list the to three axes.

How to Shop

With my goals established, this is the way I’ve decided to shop. (Between the first draft and revision of this post, I’ve already done this a few times, and it seems to be working well.) The key is to shop as infrequently as possible for nonperishables and staples. I am going to arbitrarily choose twice a month as the frequency. Buy enough of these items for the coming two weeks. Since I’ll be getting a lot of things on these trips (at least by weight, it makes sense to drive somewhere cheaper like ALDI.)

For me, there are enough “weekly perishable” staples like milk and eggs that weekly grocery runs still make sense. Typically, I envision these also being times when I pick up recipe-specific, perishable items. Without having to worry about staples, I can focus more on getting everything I need for weekly recipes.

Although I probably won’t want to do more than one grocery run per month, as long as I’m diligent about staying stocked up, it should be less of a burden to run to the store for one or two items if I’m craving them or need them for a recipes. This will be much less stressful when I don’t have to worry about everything that I’m short on.


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